Random Lunacy

deansbowlegs:

Ok but, your body isn’t a temple, it’s not for the masses, it’s your home. Its where the heart is, it’s there to shelter all that is you, its where you pray, its where you dream. So go ahead, you can decorate, rebuild, invite who you want, and shut the door on those you don’t. And if someone disrespects your home, I suggest cutting their hands off. But whatever,
Your house, your rules.

fajazo:

grrspit:

zenodotus5:

cognitivedissonance:

brooklynmutt:

Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.

^^^
No lie. 

YESSSSS

fajazo:

grrspit:

zenodotus5:

cognitivedissonance:

brooklynmutt:

Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.

^^^

No lie. 

YESSSSS

consultingmoosecaptain:

pardonmewhileipanic:

ginnytea:

annagetsthefabulousbabes:

knitbrooks:

Talk about an awesome yarn space!

Ginny, I have a new idea for your craft room.

YES!!!

omg robyn

FUCK

consultingmoosecaptain:

pardonmewhileipanic:

ginnytea:

annagetsthefabulousbabes:

knitbrooks:

Talk about an awesome yarn space!

Ginny, I have a new idea for your craft room.

YES!!!

omg robyn

FUCK

stickiebun13:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
And then:


Guys… when I first saw this I thought it was Rei from Free! commenting on how beautiful the design on the pad was….

stickiebun13:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

And then:

Guys… when I first saw this I thought it was Rei from Free! commenting on how beautiful the design on the pad was….

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

nieceoftheserpent:

image

Just barely.

dubiousculturalartifact:

saltpetres:

i want a good omens movie but it has to be perfect and it won’t be therefore i do not want a good omens movie

The Good Omens movie is announced.

Neil Gaiman publicly states his approval with every aspect of the movie, and stresses how true it is to the book, how thoroughly it does it justice.

So does Terry Pratchett.

It has an absolutely perfect cast.

The director is an even better choice.

All promotional material looks wonderful.

A release date is set.

The trailer is incredible.

The premiere is a very exclusive event.

All early reviews come in positive.

Fans wait patiently in giant lines for a chance to be the first into the theatre for the midnight screenings.

They file into their seats.

They wait through the previews.

"Now: Our Feature Presentation" scrolls across the screen.

The screen goes black.

The Best of Queen begins to play.

In its entirety.

Twice.

In glorious surround sound.

manigotacrappyau:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

sarah-the-artiste:

amuseoffyre:

saathi1013:

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

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everybody wanted to eat that roast beefcake

Seriously. In the taxi cab she was totally planning on taking his virginity. 

And then he got all beefy and she was like “Shit. Heart of gold AND pecs that could crack a walnut between them? How am I supposed to deal with this?????”

The nurse in the background is just thinking “Do it. Do it for all of us. Do him for all of us”

Are you sure she’s not thinking “I can’t decide. I know! THREESOME!” ? 

therealladyhawkins:

rumpy-pumpy:

That’s the spirit.

NICELY PLAYED.

therealladyhawkins:

rumpy-pumpy:

That’s the spirit.

NICELY PLAYED.

er-o:

I actually saw this on tv the other day. Canada may have shitty television but our PSAs are wonderful.